Fun with the Lottery

Everyone wants to win the lottery, except for those of us who have seen "Curse of the Lottery". I still want to win. After lunch my friend Hans and I went to the Dillon's in Topeka to buy a few scratch offs. We both won TWO dollars twice. It was pretty fun and a humorous thing to do. We also were concerned that our tickets were big winners but the clerk was keeping them and telling us they were only two dollar winners. I guess this situation has happened. The lottery commission used security cameras to find out who the true winner was. I guess the thief clerk tried to claim the ticket but couldn't say where it was purchased. They used security cameras to track down who was in the store at the time and date the ticket was purchased. YAAAAAAAA for security.