Fun With Jeff

You put the ...

2009-02-16T12:31:00.000-08:00

You know what you say to someone from Horton, KS..."You put the whore in Horton". And if they are from Holton..."You put the hole in holton". If you are from Topeka, you could say "We put the pee in Topeka". I have so much fun with these stupid jokes. Can you think of any more?

A new nickname

2009-02-16T12:24:00.000-08:00

Through the years I've had a number of fun and humorous nicknames. My favorite has to be "code-muffin" because I was the studmuffin of programming or "coding". Through the years there were other fun names like Jefferson, Jetson, and Geopherson (pronounced Jefferson, although I pronounce it geo as in geology and fer and son). Okay, so one of my clients just asked me if I get email addressed to the Jefferson Energy Center (Thats a huge power plant here in Kansas), he was refering to me by that name because I do so much work...and good work at that. So my new nickname is now officially "The Jefferson Energy Center"

January adventure

2009-01-30T11:38:00.000-08:00

I took a road trip yesterday to a friends farm near Louisburg, KS. We walked around his farm and saw his greenhouse. Then made a trip to the Johnson county arboretum. We also stopped at a local winery. I look forward to going back this spring to see the native wildflowers in his native hay fields.

BMW

2008-01-25T13:34:00.000-08:00

So my friend Laurie went to a seminar and the speaker suggested that people stay away from BMW's. A BMW is a bitcher, moaner, and whiner. I love the term.
Today I met my friend Kit and she was being a real BMW. So I told her about the term, and I explained that I don't BMW but I do C(omplain). And said that there is no C in BMW. Its a variation of saying there is no I in TEAM. Anyway, I think its hilarious. Do you?

Humor

2008-01-10T18:41:00.000-08:00

Okay, So I love to say "you put the larry in hilarious" but my friend Kit came up with a new one today. I asked her if she thought I was funny and she said "youre so funny, you put the jove in jovial". I love it.

Fun with the Lottery

2008-01-04T18:23:00.000-08:00

Everyone wants to win the lottery, except for those of us who have seen "Curse of the Lottery". I still want to win. After lunch my friend Hans and I went to the Dillon's in Topeka to buy a few scratch offs. We both won TWO dollars twice. It was pretty fun and a humorous thing to do. We also were concerned that our tickets were big winners but the clerk was keeping them and telling us they were only two dollar winners. I guess this situation has happened. The lottery commission used security cameras to find out who the true winner was. I guess the thief clerk tried to claim the ticket but couldn't say where it was purchased. They used security cameras to track down who was in the store at the time and date the ticket was purchased. YAAAAAAAA for security.